In blaming Washington for its internet access woes, one of Pyongyang’s unidentified spokespersons also had the chagrin to make rascist remarks towards the POTUS: “Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest.”
Meanwhile, via the republic’s official news network, KCNA, North Korea the following statement:
The United States, with its large physical size and oblivious to the shame of playing hide and seek as children with runny noses would, has begun disrupting the Internet operations of the main media outlets of our republic.
In the stereptpyical language of avid gamers, “u mad bro?”. On the flipside, the movie that ignitied this debacle, The Interview, scored $1 million in earnings on Christmas Day alone.
What a tale.