First thing first: if you don’t want a laptop with more than a half-dozen letters and numbers to its name, you can stop reading this now. For those who would like a 15.6-inch, 16:9 aspect ratio and 1366×768 resolution screen, a Core i5 processor, 4GB of DDR3, and a 500GB hard rive with DVD LabelFlash technology player, then please continue. And please read throughly. And cautiously (you can tell this isn’t going well, is it?).