Fine, let’s get this out the way: I may not get more than 3-inches of mustache and chin hair at the tender age of sixteen, but I can still shave. And it’s totally cool to be using German engineered razors sold in the United Sates, right? Of course it is, you wholly mammoth. Now, quit moping and go shave — don’t worry, your mustache will come back.
It takes some dedication to shave: a job, being Harvery Specter, or maybe just freshening up for your delightful lady-friend, but that doesn’t mean it has to be entirely menial, tedious work. For example, a great company called Harry’s exists; their goal is to give every able man a great shave, at a really inexpensive price. Truly, a glorious mission…and then some.